Saturday, May 23, 2009

The "MPs"

First let introduce to you all the MP in my club.

Kishan (MP Raub)

known for violence in politics (just look at the picture just because MP kajang say something wrong and this is the circumstances. )
personal motto "SAYA LAH UNDANG-UNDANG!!"





Chung (MP Kota Kinabalu)

Haiz... sms 24/7 non stop, sometimes dunno what to say him, but he is very social and "ying chow" anyone.. but as a advice don't speak Bm with him..ok?

personal motto "talk to me in bm, and your bm is finished"





Steven (MP Petaling)


The identity of this person is still remain mystery, some people don't really know his gender.But rumours said that he is seen in Brickfields and Chow Kitt wooing mat sallehs, that is what the guys said lah. For girls is totally 2 different story they said that he is a stalker, coming out from no where behind girls....hmm girls careful of this guy lol. This MP is crazy about morning musume and is master of brainwash people with "ajaran morning musume".
personal motto = talk crap 24/7


Ah Seng (MP Kota Bahru)

I had to ammit this guy is masters of disguise don't think this guy
looks and act innocent. He can tell you everything about girls with just using rubber band.

personal motto "silent but deadly"


Briano (MP Miri)
(the one on your right)

Serious in everything and can do anything.. what can I say more?

personal motto "eh? ada amoi kat sana lah"


Q-san (MP Tanah Merah)
He knows many things but he just don't know how to pronouce it, but sometimes is kind of hard to understand him. (no one is perfect rite?)haha
personal motto " ah? ye ke?

Nicholas (MP Kajang)

Kuli in every society... chinese, teakwondo you name it.. any event that requires helper the first one in our mind is him. This guy kind of kesian..coz everyone in chinese with have post got gf, but this guy hold 4 post but don't have gf.. strange huh? (sorry nic no offence, just defence.. and defence is the best offence don't you think?)
personal motto "machibeck" and vomit blood.

Spencer (MP Kuching)

Kind of kesian this guy lah always kena "char" by our gang,
eventhought he didn't do anything he still kena tembak. But
he is good also lah the problem is that "he is an oil and the rest of the gang is water both cannot mixed".
personal motto " ok lah~~, can lah"

Izzat (MP Labuan)

Expert in mass communication, he kind of crazy and can't differrentshape between 2 ayams...
personal motto : unknown





Ruler (second in command in Labuan)

Slow.....for him to understand our language. After we make a joke and laugh after we stop laughing then only he know what we talk about? (for example the ayams...hehe) .What do you think? althought slow but he's talented in dance and music.
personal motto: "hah?"

Teakwondo bbq

Ahhh summer has come... lots of happening this month. Movies, party, dating and what so ever.. Recently my college Teakwondo club has organize a bbq party and guess what I'm the "berak" or "orr si" in chinese (OC) for the event. And I was force to be a OC for the event. How I was force to become OC?Actually it is called "indirect force" coz the president of the club who I call "MP Raub" was holding a knife and asked me "Steven, event ni lu jadi OC". I was hah?! Then he ask the rest of my housemate "you ok?" (while holding the knife) and all the members say ok. So... without any objection I become the OC of the event.

Few days later I, MP Labuan and MP Raub went to Tesco to buy the ingredients for the events.During the journey MP labuan (Izzat) ask MP Raub (Kishan) something that sounds like this;


Izzat: beli ayam apa?

Kishan: ayam 2 kaki..

Izzat: Ohh... ( he smile" senyuman sinis", you can see him thinking something d)


Kishan: aiyo lu fikir apa?! Dua-dua ayam pun 2 kaki lah




After the coversation, I wish that my car got hydraulic system so that I can make my car "terbalik" on its own.."kena char". After buying all the stuff and preparing everything.. we reached the college around 8.40pm and had everything was prepare around 9.20pm. Everything looks smooth at first until there is series of explosion lol... the cause of the explosion is the glass at the place we started the fire. I had to ammit it it was my fault that i did not check the area properly (SORRY GUYS)... but luckily no one is injured.

Ok dun want to talk about this,anyway our bbq chicken has lots of nutriens in it, and there are some of them is one of the kind nutrien. What nutrien is that? Usually some food contains "zat besi" or ion rite? but our bbq chicken has "zat kaca or glass" in it(everything cause by the explosion). Hehe surprice leh..

Later we all gather in a circle and began chat about what happen earlier...joking, and many more things. The whole event end around 3am.

Anyway I would like to thanks to all the teakwondo members who help me to make this success (for me is a very big success d). I really feel lucky to be in this gang coz of they all are masters or "char".It feels like I and my friends are in the battlefield. Any mistake in talking (such as say something wrong) and the rest of the members will take the kill with multiple series of blow.






Monday, May 18, 2009

Konno Asami

Konno Asami


Eating, studies, sports, singing Man..... this girl can just do anything.. can said that she is an ideal girl.. or also known as "yap tak chui fong, chut tak teng tong ge lui yan" (can manage kitchen as well as outside) girl. Earning her as one of the top 5 favourite morning musume members in my list, althought the 1st on i still can't decide hehe... hard to choose due to my "flower heart" hehe..





Currently studying at one of the top private university in Japan and getting the first place in Okamura Bakajo test, making her the smartest Morning Musume member among all. She is also a brown belt in karate. All this makes the guys think..."behind as sucessful man there is a women behind him to support him".She really can support you..lol